I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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