I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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