That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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