Dual....:-)
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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