bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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