Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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