Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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