yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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