There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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