He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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