I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's like God shit irony all over that family
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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