If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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