i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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