talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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