Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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