Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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