Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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