Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
