I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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