Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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