i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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