So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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