Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
