saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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