Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
