Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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