I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
