just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Success! We fucked roommates!
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