The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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