if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Randomize
