And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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