Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
