butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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