I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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