You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
