He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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