Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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