at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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