singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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