I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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