Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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