i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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