Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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