im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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