You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
