I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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