Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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