if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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