That's intense
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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