Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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