I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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